Where does crazy go to have a good time?

My summer class started, online, I love technology! It allows me to do so many more things at once than a normal person would do, wondering where my jet pack is though? Anyone??

How fitting I am taking philosophy, so I can philoso-thize my feelings this month about disability, God, marriage, kids, societal debates and possibly become further unglued prior to the fall semester. But philoso-thizing is not to be confused with thera-pizing.

This is a term I save for special days...the days that my husband and I have been to counseling, Bunny has had 2 therapy sessions, Honey has had a SLP session (trust me up until school got out this was about 1-2x a week).

Also add Box C (choose one & apply/ if you choose two please barricade family into panic room)
PPT, Team Meeting, DCF Voluntary Services, insurance squabble, deciphering testing, receiving a new diagnosis.

Choose (choose one and apply/ if choosing two we advise your husband apply for witness protection)
Fight w/my husband, my home is a complete mess, no idea about dinner w/ nothing defrosted, not clean towels.

Please check if applies:

__PMS
(you have gone plaid, system malfunction, terminator reset)

Then I upgrade the meal to a special drink package,
(Fine Print: PPT's always include a bath with a cocktail).

It's like the champagne and strawberry package from the hotel!!!
I slump down on the couch and say "Now that everyone has been thera-pized I can relax..."
More often than not this is misinterpreted as a question, sometimes I even feel like I am asking, although I always mean to make it into a statement.


They should have disabled mom packages at hotels. Hotel packages STINK stay overnight, luxurious accommodations, 1 spa treatment, complimentary breakfast, then get out...$900.
A perfect disabled mom package would read-

We know you need sometime away to recharge your batteries to continue fighting the good fight against discrimination...so come to Crazy Mom Resort the 5 nights/ 6 days suite stay includes 3 meals a day (breakfast in bed) w/ desserts & snacks, up to 3 spa treatments a day, tuck-in/ turn-down service, private butler & personal assistant (honestly we know your husband can not handle it at home!!), free drinks (optional coconut), private Q&A session with premier pediatric therapist of choice or MD. , beautiful weather, complimentary 1st class airfare, complimentary snorkeling.
To further personalize your package tell us who you were prior to having that disabled child and we will bring in our specialists to get a pulse on that identity!!

Also new this year tell us the year you started having children and we will stock our private movie theater with titles you surely missed...because we know you can't go to the movies, also enjoy LOUD fireworks EVERY NIGHT! We'll even ship in your friends (sorry no family allowed), by brute force if needed, to give you that night out w/ your friends.

Crazy mom resort, where the crazies go for a crazy good time (super skinny women smiling w/ thumbs up on a beach). I wanna go!!!!

Total: $1,000 (see our financial aide department)